What is "Elf on the Shelf" and why do I hate it already?
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Monday, December 29, 2014
December 29, 2014 at 10:05AM Che Mcnabb
My pinterest boards are filled with things I've clicked "add" - but never actually visited. I have them, though... just in case... I guess...
Sunday, December 28, 2014
December 28, 2014 at 01:20PM Che Mcnabb
Why arent books about crochet bound in crochet? Seems... like a missed opportunity.
December 28, 2014 at 11:22AM Che Mcnabb
Oooooooooooh. You're supposed to make squares, then crochet them together. That... would be easier... well. Ok then.
Saturday, December 27, 2014
Sunday, December 21, 2014
Saturday, December 20, 2014
December 20, 2014 at 09:37AM Che Mcnabb
"My dear, we're still goodbyeing..." Improper use of goodbye. Seriously. Bugs me. However I did once Hello for about 20 minutes.
Friday, December 19, 2014
Thursday, December 18, 2014
December 18, 2014 at 08:15PM Che Mcnabb
Me to cabbie: "I have a work chit. Keep driving the cab till the meter says a million dollars..." Reaction priceless.
December 18, 2014 at 07:36PM Che Mcnabb
So technically, because it took place a long, long time ago, Star wars could be considered a period piece?
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
December 17, 2014 at 08:26AM Che Mcnabb
Was greeted by my landlords son this morning on my way out the door. He looked at me a moment then shouted "because I'M NUMBER ONE!" He was excited to be first at his bus stop.
Monday, December 15, 2014
December 15, 2014 at 09:37AM Che Mcnabb
Thank god theres no test involving a "must know someone who resembles michael caine" requirement. 'Cause I'd fail it big time.
Tuesday, December 9, 2014
December 09, 2014 at 03:14PM Che Mcnabb
I wonder how many calories a stroke or a heart attack burns off...
Friday, December 5, 2014
Thursday, December 4, 2014
December 04, 2014 at 12:22PM Che Mcnabb
Panic attacks. Panic. Attacks. When panic attacks. This summer, panic ATTACKS. Seriously though, these suck.
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
December 03, 2014 at 10:16AM Che Mcnabb
Eat yum food food eat. Eaty eaty food food yum. Yummy yummy eat eat food. Just a reminder.
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
December 02, 2014 at 02:07PM Che Mcnabb
Sometimes I imagine an alien world, with a myriad of alien cultures. Then, I imagine what racial slurs there are on those planets. I think "plank" would make a great slur.
Monday, December 1, 2014
December 01, 2014 at 08:18AM Che Mcnabb
I guess we'll see how a day of work after a night of no sleep works out
Sunday, November 30, 2014
This is terrifying...
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Wednesday, November 26, 2014
November 26, 2014 at 11:38PM Che Mcnabb
If I was going to invent a booze, I would call it "What She's Having". "What can I get you, partner?" "I'll have 'What She's Having'" yes! Winning! Ps - clearly all bartenders in my imagination work in saloons...
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
November 25, 2014 at 09:19AM Che Mcnabb
I find that snow structures dont really have much ambient occlusion.
Monday, November 24, 2014
Saturday, November 22, 2014
November 22, 2014 at 08:13PM Che Mcnabb
Sometimes I get captured by simple things. I stood at a pawn shop window admiring the beautiful simplicity of the phrase: "As is" Something extraordinary about its symmetry, simplicity and existential depth. Also, I havent eaten in a really long time...
Friday, November 21, 2014
November 21, 2014 at 11:54PM Che Mcnabb
Turns out "my heart will go on" is the womens end-of-karoake night song that "hey jude" is for guys...
Thursday, November 20, 2014
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
November 19, 2014 at 08:09AM Che Mcnabb
You know the scene in the Michael Keaton Batman movie where he says "you wanna get nuts?! COME ON! LET'S GET NUTS!!" I always say that when I'm buying nuts...
Monday, November 17, 2014
November 17, 2014 at 01:02PM Che Mcnabb
Holywood cliches never end. I bet you five bucks if there was an action hero and supervillain who were CLONES of each other, the villain would STILL say "we're not that different, you and I"...
Sunday, November 16, 2014
November 16, 2014 at 08:45AM Che Mcnabb
"Best thing about Intersteller travel? Everyone keeps getting older while you stay the same age..." "You don't fly a starship 'cause it makes sense - you fly it 'cause you love it" Hey, someone had to...
Friday, November 14, 2014
November 14, 2014 at 02:12PM Che Mcnabb
I wish someone would replace the opening starwars scroll with a comic book version. Sick of all that readin'.
November 14, 2014 at 08:50AM Che Mcnabb
I like Hannibal Buress, have for over a year now. After his recent allegations and bringing certain facts to light, I flipping love the guy.
November 14, 2014 at 08:18AM Che Mcnabb
Burnt my tongue on some seriously smoldering hot egg drop soup last night. Currently debating sueing Mcdonalds.
Thursday, November 13, 2014
Sunday, November 9, 2014
November 09, 2014 at 09:28PM Che Mcnabb
Has anyone seen "finding bigfoot"? It's really not a... smart... show, is it? I haven't seen this many men hunting "quatch" since high school.
November 09, 2014 at 02:06PM Che Mcnabb
After years of scorn and judgement, I've finally come to realize - I DO love melba toast. This whole, 60 calories per 8 of 'em rocks. I used to think "who wants little toast, just have toast" but now my adult head says "OMG they're LITTLE TOASTS". Yep. Sunday.
Saturday, November 8, 2014
Got a new hat. Lookit me an' my hat. Deal with the awesomeness of me an' my hat.
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Friday, November 7, 2014
November 07, 2014 at 12:25PM Che Mcnabb
I think its time to call a Marachino cherry what it us: flavored juicy wax ball.
November 07, 2014 at 07:14AM Che Mcnabb
Day-after-shampooing hair is waaaay better than day-of-shampooing. Fact.
Thursday, November 6, 2014
November 06, 2014 at 08:40AM Che Mcnabb
Just thought of a great name: Olivia Sudden. Get it? All of a sudd-- nevermind.
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
November 04, 2014 at 06:32PM Che Mcnabb
I'll never understand this clocky-backy thing we do in the fall. My life is dark enough as it is, reminding me of it at 5pm is just cruel.
Monday, November 3, 2014
November 03, 2014 at 05:08PM Che Mcnabb
Well, you know what they say, sad spelled backward is... das... wait, I dont think anyone says that...
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
October 28, 2014 at 08:00PM Che Mcnabb
Its supercalifragilistic ex... ex.. its supercali... expiali... super... supe... Well, its not bad.
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Friday, October 24, 2014
October 24, 2014 at 04:27PM Che Mcnabb
Wait, what's this? There's a video on youtube I havent seen?!? Get off the library computer grandma, I got streamin' to do!
Sunday, October 19, 2014
Friday, October 10, 2014
October 10, 2014 at 02:49PM Che Mcnabb
Move over life, theres more important things to do: http://ift.tt/1q7TdPe
Thursday, October 9, 2014
October 09, 2014 at 08:51PM Che Mcnabb
Choosing something to believe in is hard; you have to put aside your own BS and subscribe to someone elses.
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
September 23, 2014 at 09:10AM Che Mcnabb
No matter how hard I study tying knots, I'll NEVER be as good as my pocket is with my headphones.
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
September 16, 2014 at 07:45AM Che Mcnabb
Imagine my surprise when "bathroom" was a room with a statue dedicated to John Bath the third. "No, I meant, where's the rest room?" "Sorry sir, William Rest did not grow up here; but we do have a Poole Room." "Forget it."
Friday, September 12, 2014
September 12, 2014 at 01:48PM Che Mcnabb
That moment when it totally sounded like you ran over something but when you look in the rear view... nothing. Ah, well, heres hoping it was "nothing", amIright?
Saturday, August 16, 2014
Friday, August 15, 2014
August 15, 2014 at 12:32PM Che Mcnabb
"Quill says he's here to help. He says, he knows he's been an A-hole, but he's not 100% a dick." "Do you believe him?" "Well, I don't believe ANYONE'S 100% a dick, ma'am." Honestly, best movie of the year for me.
August 15, 2014 at 08:04AM Che Mcnabb
Me, my selfie and I is probably acceptable phrasing these days.
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
August 12, 2014 at 07:21PM Che Mcnabb
Voice-to-text on your voicemail is the text version of interpretive dance.
August 12, 2014 at 02:52PM Che Mcnabb
Trying to enjoy a dried apricot. It's good, just - there's not enough pepperoni, tomato sauce and melted cheese.
Monday, August 11, 2014
Sunday, August 10, 2014
August 10, 2014 at 12:32PM Che Mcnabb
I can see a movie about a virus that knocks out most of the worlds population and I'd call it, "The Sniffles". Tagline: Trust us, you do NOT want "The Sniffles".
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
August 05, 2014 at 03:58PM Che Mcnabb
I keep seeing a cat in peripheral vision - but when I look, he's not there. Stoopid phantom library cats...
Monday, August 4, 2014
August 04, 2014 at 06:51PM Che Mcnabb
Bought a tent this weekend, seemed to come with its own thunderstorm.
Saturday, August 2, 2014
August 02, 2014 at 04:48PM Che Mcnabb
I've discovered there are two sides to my being; who I was BEFORE seeing Guardians of the Galaxy and who I am AFTER. Yep.
Friday, August 1, 2014
August 01, 2014 at 06:56PM Che Mcnabb
Umm, so if you know me, you know my favorite movie is pretty close to the worst movie ever made. Well, turns out Guardians of the Galaxy pays tribute to him in the post credits sequence. Thats right, HtD is BACK!
Thursday, July 31, 2014
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
July 30, 2014 at 06:17PM Che Mcnabb
On the radio this morning: "all right stop, collaborate and listen, ice is back with a brand new invention." And I sang it. Oh, yes, I sang it. Will I ever stop? Yo, I dont know.
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
July 29, 2014 at 09:05PM Che Mcnabb
Sometimes sutras can be so long winded. I need a coles notes version of fortune cookie proverbs, not these yadda yadda philosophies.
Monday, July 28, 2014
Sunday, July 27, 2014
Saturday, July 26, 2014
Thursday, July 24, 2014
July 24, 2014 at 04:34PM Che Mcnabb
it's only been ten minutes since the last time I looked at my clock.
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