Wednesday, April 30, 2014

April 30, 2014 at 11:23AM Che Mcnabb

Donavon Stinson recommended I check out a new TV show called "Penny Dreadful". Unsurprisingly, it's absa-fracking-amazing. Just an incredible marriage of Sherlock Holmes, American Horror Story and gothic horror. Unfortunately there is only one episode out. The first one. And now I have to wait. Crap.

April 30, 2014 at 07:09AM Che Mcnabb

I wish there was an Oscar for "best comment on a facebook thread".

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

April 29, 2014 at 10:19PM Che Mcnabb

Why does autocorrect tell me to capitalize Jedi, but doesn't recognize 'Sith' at all...? The best trick the Sith ever pulled was convincing the galaxy they don't exist...

April 29, 2014 at 10:18PM Che Mcnabb

I wish it was 'facebook acceptable' to just write out riffs on what i think the plot might be for Episode VII. I know you internet. But heck with it: Since Kasdan is on board, safe to assume the structure will be Joseph Campbell-ish. So, we'll have a farm boy/stable boy or orphan/wanderer archetype to follow. I pick... Han and Leia's daughter. (Since Kennedy has gone on record saying they won't stay true to the expanded universe, I think Han and Leia's 'twins' is the direct reference. So, no twins). There will be a call to adventure for the daughter, obviously, and the wise mentor (pssst, Luke, right?) will emerge to aid her in 'crossing the threshold to adventure', which of course means 'Jedi it up'. But it can't stay too closely in parallel to Luke's story, so it's possible she is already on her way to becoming a Sith and Luke needs to bring her back. Aaaaand here I am, riffing. Chewbacca will be all grey, and wear glasses and speak like an educated english gentleman.

April 29, 2014 at 06:06PM Che Mcnabb

"retweeted" sounds like a statement that should end with "in my pants"

April 29, 2014 at 05:26PM Che Mcnabb

So they ARE making Starwars Ep 7. Man, hollywood just keeps stealing my ideas.

April 29, 2014 at 03:57PM Che Mcnabb

So, is anyone in the new Starwars movie UNDER 40?

April 29, 2014 at 03:41PM Che Mcnabb

My brain is full. I'm at the point now that when I learn something new, I lose a chunk of my childhood.

April 29, 2014 at 03:33PM Che Mcnabb

"Oh no, we can't use those. Those are my 'special' prophylactics."

Monday, April 28, 2014

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Sunday, April 27, 2014

April 27, 2014 at 11:52AM Che Mcnabb

Thank you everyone for all of the birthday wishes! Heading to LA to meet Walt Disney, and Im pretty stoked.

Saturday, April 26, 2014

April 26, 2014 at 01:52PM Che Mcnabb

Its my birthday, so none of my friends are allowed to post anything thats not about me today. Totally normal.

April 26, 2014 at 10:55AM Che Mcnabb

Pretty excited to become a "comedy classhole" today!

April 26, 2014 at 08:59AM Che Mcnabb

Today: stand up comedy ensues

Friday, April 25, 2014

April 25, 2014 at 02:05PM Che Mcnabb

To make a headline to an video so people will watch it - describe the beginning, then add -- "What happened next change the fricken world..." or "You won't BELIEVE what happened next" or "just watch the flippin's video and shaddap.":

April 25, 2014 at 01:46PM Che Mcnabb

new swear: "Staple Picker". You know who you are.

April 25, 2014 at 01:36PM Che Mcnabb

When I was in BC, my "work escape" was to check email, then check facebook. In Ontario, it's weather network, email, weather network, facebook. The weather here is nuckin' futz!

April 25, 2014 at 12:36PM Che Mcnabb

I get really confused when a heterosexual person refers to their lover as 'partner'.

April 25, 2014 at 11:36AM Che Mcnabb

I find it ironic that people use facebook to post statements like "you need to experience the moment, get away from technology" - how would I receive this epiphany if I wasn't here?

Thursday, April 24, 2014

April 24, 2014 at 04:42PM Che Mcnabb

Only have 12% of battery on my phone, yet I cant stop checking email and facebook. Habit vs practicality kicking in hardcore.

April 24, 2014 at 01:28PM Che Mcnabb

I always laugh at the word "mandate".

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

April 23, 2014 at 03:39PM Che Mcnabb

I need a meaning to a word I just made up: Roller Co-stars. Anyone?

April 23, 2014 at 03:34PM Che Mcnabb

Pretty tempted to recut an ancient aliens episode and add a laugh track...

April 23, 2014 at 12:42PM Che Mcnabb

if I had read as many books as I have watched movies, I'd be dead.

April 23, 2014 at 11:13AM Che Mcnabb

in LA, before my flight leaves, I'm going to go into a bar, order one drink and sit down. Then, after a moment of pondering, I'll exclaim "what the hell am I doing, drinking in LA?" and then leave.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

April 22, 2014 at 06:03PM Che Mcnabb

Todays cool word I learned: hypercoaster. It means the same as it sounds.

April 22, 2014 at 04:07PM Che Mcnabb

Kurtzman and Orci are splitting?! Both are lobbying for directorial duties on Star Trek 3! Time for some new blood, I guess

April 22, 2014 at 02:11PM Che Mcnabb

April 22, 2014 at 02:09PM Che Mcnabb

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Monday, April 21, 2014

April 21, 2014 at 04:15PM Che Mcnabb

"We're gonna make you pay" should be the sony playstation store slogan.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

April 20, 2014 at 05:38PM Che Mcnabb

Fun fact everybody: today, in 1889, was Hitlers birthday!

Saturday, April 19, 2014

April 19, 2014 at 02:01PM Che Mcnabb

"Show it, don't tell it" is not a rule that japanese RPG's seem to follow.

Friday, April 18, 2014

April 18, 2014 at 06:11PM Che Mcnabb

"tonight, we will be having an italian meal, catered by pizza pizza. We will both enjoy a fine can of sparkling soda. After we finish, we will proceed to my car, then drive to the cinema where we will take in a film, also provided by pizza pizza's 2 for one coupon." ~ the target audience of pizza pizza's 'date night' campaign.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

April 17, 2014 at 06:39AM Che Mcnabb

Crabapple jelly is my - erm - jam.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

April 16, 2014 at 05:04PM Che Mcnabb

What I watch: Game of Thrones. Though now that Im caught up, think Ill let the season go on a bit so I can binge later. Agents of Shield. Yes, I'm the one. No idea why, but I continue. Dont judge me, though you probably should. Hannibal - my favorite. This is tv crack for me. I effing love this show, its intense how much I love this show. Intensity in ten cities.

April 16, 2014 at 03:36PM Che Mcnabb

5 years ago my facebook feed was full of links to news stories, funny videos, pop culture events and interest columns, heck even the odd educational link. Now? Babies. Animal cruelty. Babies. "what color are you?". Babies. Starving children. Babies. Oddly not as many selfies as there used to be.

April 16, 2014 at 09:17AM Che Mcnabb

I have both a batman mask and a superman t-shirt. decisions, decisions.

April 16, 2014 at 09:16AM Che Mcnabb

Much like the Creationism debate, I would like to see a UFO debate - that would be interesting. Also, a Howard the Duck debate.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

April 15, 2014 at 07:14PM Che Mcnabb

Ain't nobody got time fo this.

April 15, 2014 at 01:49PM Che Mcnabb

I do good things purely for the good Karma I get back, honestly, sometimes it sucks, but man, once I get that sweet sweet karma back it makes it worthwhile. Right now Im owed, like, 10 good karmas. So I got that going on... #doesntunderstandkarma

Friday, April 11, 2014

April 11, 2014 at 02:17PM Che Mcnabb

'bout to start season 3 of game of thrones to get caught up. However the recap is all "give me back my dragons, I want my dragons, no one can have my dragons." Are dragons heroin? It's code for heroin, right?

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

April 08, 2014 at 01:29PM Che Mcnabb

"taedium" is latin for "bored". I just looked it up. Sigh.

April 08, 2014 at 07:07AM Che Mcnabb

The Weather Network lies! This week was 9's and 10's, with a 16 on thursday. Well, its snowing - to the point of accumulation. Where were ya on that one WeathNet? Pretty sure they only know 24 hours ahead, the rest is an optimistic "best guess". Bastards.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

April 06, 2014 at 03:03PM Che Mcnabb

I don't care what anyone says, the word "Muck" is pretty darn close to swearing.

April 06, 2014 at 02:46PM Che Mcnabb

"shan't" sounds like "can't" with more "crapping of the pants"

April 06, 2014 at 09:05AM Che Mcnabb

Goonies 2, eh? See, the problem here is that the first movie could never have happened since the invention of cell phones. "Uh oh, I think we're stu--" "just a sec, I'll call the cops." done. So if the sequel comes together, I really hope it wont be a screenplay full of "I don't have a signal!" "Me neither!" "My batteries don't laff so long, guys"

Friday, April 4, 2014

April 04, 2014 at 08:35PM Che Mcnabb

Boy, this facebook video autoplay situation is killing my data plan.

April 04, 2014 at 07:01PM Che Mcnabb

http://ift.tt/1k9cTEM "All of the horses are in the corral, all of your work is done. So close your eyes and dream little one, dream of some one." Puts me in an instant good mood.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

April 02, 2014 at 05:57PM Che Mcnabb

I get wayy more from a "haha" than an "lol". And really, do you feel it when you type that? Or when you type rotflol, are you really rolling on the floor? Haha for lol, hahahahaha for rotflol, I say. Cause I mean it when I type it. As a side note, I actually have to say to myself: rolling-on-the-floor-laughing-out-loud as I type it.

April 02, 2014 at 12:41PM Che Mcnabb

I keep mishearing the lyrics to Timberlakes "mirror". I always thought it was about a dude "stuck in a mirror". Guess not.

April 02, 2014 at 12:33PM Che Mcnabb

Pretty amazing how far back beer was invented. Like, ancient egypt. Its almost like, in early mesopotamia when mankind went from hunter/gatherer to first civilisation, once that decision was made, the first guy said "we need to build WHAT? Oh gawd, I need a beer."

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

April 01, 2014 at 05:51PM Che Mcnabb

"I want to kiss you all over your mouth" is an odd thing for me to say to you.

April 01, 2014 at 07:41AM Che Mcnabb

Ok, here we go. Bring the feast of fools.