being pro-evolution hasn't really done much for me, car insurance, bills etc. So, heck with it: Earth is only a couple bucks old, and we used to drive dinosaurs. Let's see how this works out.
Saturday, May 31, 2014
May 31, 2014 at 09:08AM Che Mcnabb
Bradley Cooper is being considered for the Indiana Jones reboot. Oh no no no. Only modern male actor that could walk into those shoes, in my opinion, is Fassbender. Get him. Not the "is he funny or isnt he?" guy.
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
May 28, 2014 at 11:14PM Che Mcnabb
Its insane how absolutely packed this GO train is. At 11. Here I am, sitting with a sandwich, too shy to eat it in front of a live studio audience.
May 28, 2014 at 09:02AM Che Mcnabb
I have no more funny thoughts. It's over. Think I'll just start posting surveys.
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
May 27, 2014 at 09:02PM Che Mcnabb
Can you put "haha" as a callback to a previous post, but NOT "like" that post? Tonight, on 60 seconds.
May 27, 2014 at 07:55AM Che Mcnabb
We're sending our ancient texts to the moon for safe keeping. Now I'll never read them. Out of sight, out of mind. In 20 years, I imagine scientists will be saying "I remember putting them somewhere so I wont forget..."
Monday, May 26, 2014
May 26, 2014 at 04:34PM Che Mcnabb
Whever you see "edited" on one of my posts or comments, it's because I used the wrong your, you're or their, there or they're and am totally ocd about that.
May 26, 2014 at 04:24PM Che Mcnabb
Are left handed people still a minority? Should there be an issue about "right-handed" culture? I feel oppressed.
Friday, May 23, 2014
"I made a reductuon from fresh, wild blueberries - topped with bree cheese on a fresh, hearty multigrain bread - grilled and topped with powdered sugar."~ the best grilled cheese maker Ive ever met. Unfortunately this pic is someone else entirely. #grilledcheesefestival
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May 23, 2014 at 06:37PM Che Mcnabb
Heading to a Grilled Cheese festival. These things tend to get crazy with riots.
May 23, 2014 at 06:20PM Che Mcnabb
Almost everyone in my life is a Virgo. So annoying, all these organized, grounded, detail oriented people. Where are all the other creative, stubborn, free thinking Tauri?
May 23, 2014 at 05:46PM Che Mcnabb
When I can see the punchline coming a mile away, I get anxiety awaiting its arrival. For the love of gawd, tell jokes faster!
Thursday, May 22, 2014
May 22, 2014 at 09:41PM Che Mcnabb
When Tim Hortons runs out of coffee, it almost feels like they're breaking a contract.
May 22, 2014 at 06:16PM Che Mcnabb
I find that even though the traffic light turns green, I still have to wait a few extra minutes while drivers finish texting.
May 22, 2014 at 05:59PM Che Mcnabb
I prefer to self reflect loudly to total strangers on the internet.
May 22, 2014 at 11:15AM Che Mcnabb
I am both thinking about and not thinking about Schroedinger's cat.
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
May 21, 2014 at 07:22PM Che Mcnabb
"Gummy bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere. High adventure thats beyond compare. They are the gummy bears." - whoever wrote that theme really called it in.
May 21, 2014 at 05:48PM Che Mcnabb
Sometimes I respond to facebook posts out loud. Like "what the--?" and "is that a nipple?"
May 21, 2014 at 05:29PM Che Mcnabb
someone just told me that "time is of the essence". Time - is of the essence. Of what 'essence'? Essence is defined as the invariable nature of a thing. So, time is invar-- oh crap, I gotta go!
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
May 20, 2014 at 09:03PM Che Mcnabb
Sometimes I like that somebody liked a post of mine, but there's no way to communicate that.
May 20, 2014 at 01:13PM Che Mcnabb
"This here's a jam for all the fellas Tryin to do what those ladies tell us Get shot down cause ya over-zealous Play hard to get females get jealous" ~ Old MC, now, I guess...
May 20, 2014 at 07:51AM Che Mcnabb
From what I hear, the actor who plays Godzilla really chews the scenery when onscreen. Har har. Anyone? *withdraws into cave*
May 20, 2014 at 07:45AM Che Mcnabb
He's not the hero Camelot needs, but the one it deserves right now. A watchful protector. A Duck Knight. ~ unproduced Howard the Duck sequel
Monday, May 19, 2014
May 19, 2014 at 04:20PM Che Mcnabb
It's fun watching people lose things on rollercoasters. First their lunch, then their dignity. Then they buy a picture of it for 20 bux.
Thursday, May 15, 2014
May 15, 2014 at 10:55PM Che Mcnabb
I totally want an arcade in my house. Not for the games, but so I can finally be one of those dudes that hand out tokens for quarters. I always looked up to those guys.
May 15, 2014 at 07:04PM Che Mcnabb
The Cedar Point park, is my destination. "I'm pretty stoked!", said with heated elation. I'm there for the Coasters and the sugary snacks and to burn in the sun our fronts and our backs. They'll whip us and throw us from this way and that and drop us from 400 feet along tracks. The Cedar Point park is where I shall soar and spend most of my time on this fine may two four! ~ totally orig.
May 15, 2014 at 07:59AM Che Mcnabb
Again, Rotten Tomatoes and I don't agree. I enjoyed 3 Days to Kill. Rotten Tomatoes? 32%
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
May 14, 2014 at 07:28PM Che Mcnabb
I just tripped and totally belted out a Wilhelm scream. #Ilovemovies
May 14, 2014 at 01:24PM Che Mcnabb
Dear ps vita game devs: please dev more ps vita games. Thank you.
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
May 13, 2014 at 10:18PM Che Mcnabb
you know what's kind of freaky? Californication is ONE YEAR away from running as long as the x-files...
May 13, 2014 at 01:31PM Che Mcnabb
Batfleck's ears are too short. I can't take a short-eared Batman seriously...
May 13, 2014 at 07:06AM Che Mcnabb
Rip HR Giger. Hopefully the afterlife is nothing like your artwork!
Monday, May 12, 2014
May 12, 2014 at 11:05PM Che Mcnabb
Hard to keep a joke funny after running it over a few hundred times in your head. Sounds like pling plang wonk wonk awooga awooga.
May 12, 2014 at 04:58PM Che Mcnabb
Dear 2d animators that I know, which packages are used in professional environments? Are we still using flash, or toonboom?
May 12, 2014 at 08:01AM Che Mcnabb
Well, that was a "short" trial. Hahaha, anyone? *tap* *tap* ...anyone? #GoT
Sunday, May 11, 2014
May 11, 2014 at 01:39PM Che Mcnabb
if Sorkin insists on writing his own shows, chain him down for some more Newsroom. "now you must write this forever bwahahaHAHA"
Saturday, May 10, 2014
May 10, 2014 at 09:45AM Che Mcnabb
Ive got to admit: I'm looking forward to Tyrian's trial this weekend.
Friday, May 9, 2014
May 09, 2014 at 05:06PM Che Mcnabb
Lets put an end to the truth embargo and remove that first rule of fight club.
May 09, 2014 at 10:59AM Che Mcnabb
Apparently "moose knuckles" is NOT a Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor...
Thursday, May 8, 2014
May 08, 2014 at 06:41AM Che Mcnabb
Telling someone you have to drive into Toronto is like telling someone you have to run into a burning building. They look at you, shocked and say: "you're not actually going IN there, are you?"
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
May 06, 2014 at 01:38PM Che Mcnabb
Out of the goodness of her heart, my lunch server gave me a free coke. Out of the goodness of my heart, I didn't tell her that I dont drink that sh!t. Looks like Im taking one for the team.
May 06, 2014 at 08:38AM Che Mcnabb
You never see a Cops episode with an officer "who doesnt play by the rules" or "works alone" or "had his family gunned down by a supervillain".
May 06, 2014 at 06:58AM Che Mcnabb
When I see "NSFW" I have to click the link, regardless of the article, because boobs.
Monday, May 5, 2014
May 05, 2014 at 07:33PM Che Mcnabb
Craving an action movie where midway through, the hero learns that it's somehow personal. Just can't find one.
May 05, 2014 at 06:57PM Che Mcnabb
I'm pretty sure Andy Serkis is playing Harrison Ford playing Han Solo in the new Starwars movie. Bets?
May 05, 2014 at 06:28PM Che Mcnabb
So, History channel claims Ancient Aliens built the pyramids. Ok but, why'd they stop there? Are they union workers? "Until we have better working conditions, we're not gonna build any more things." Just a couple big geometric shapes in the middle of the desert. Thanks, aliens. Great help.
May 05, 2014 at 08:39AM Che Mcnabb
Did anyone notice you can take the word "force" and replace it with "fourth" and make a funny little starwars pun on that day in May? Just a heads up, in case you didnt notice. Pretty hard to notice. Yeah...
Sunday, May 4, 2014
May 04, 2014 at 11:08AM Che Mcnabb
Whenever I dump a coffee down the drain, I feel like I'm in the movie scene where the alcoholic decides to quit drinking and dumps all of their booze.
Saturday, May 3, 2014
May 03, 2014 at 10:52PM Che Mcnabb
So far, comedy class has taught us how to take something funny, make it NOT funny - so we can make it funny later.
Friday, May 2, 2014
May 02, 2014 at 11:50PM Che Mcnabb
"and in this corner, weighing in at 250mgs, GIIINKKOOO BAALOBAAA!!"
May 02, 2014 at 08:45PM Che Mcnabb
"hey Bob, you should get take out for your stake out. Get some Steak! It'll be a take out steak stake out!"
Thursday, May 1, 2014
May 01, 2014 at 08:05AM Che Mcnabb
Anyone who believes humans are inherently "good" hasn't been in a public bathroom in a while.
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