Monday, May 8, 2017
May 08, 2017 at 09:48AM Chexe Mcn'ill
Not really the right time, and I bet the Holiday season is probably sold out - but hey, you can rent the "You'll Shoot Yer Eye Out, Kid" house! Although the tagline "Spend the night in Ralphie" seems a bit "Odd". http://ift.tt/2oYnoyc
Friday, May 5, 2017
May 05, 2017 at 02:47PM Chexe Mcn'ill
When someone defriends me, and I had no idea they did - but then they re-request that friendship, I cant help but feel its now put on me to approve this kind of behavior...
Thursday, May 4, 2017
May 04, 2017 at 07:31AM Chexe Mcn'ill
Force. May the Force. the Forceth. May the Forceth. ceth. th. May the forth. MAY THE FOURTH. There. It's JUST may the fourth.
Thursday, April 27, 2017
April 27, 2017 at 02:18PM Chexe Mcn'ill
"why's this so expensive?" "because you want to buy it." "ok, how much is it if I DON'T want to buy it?" "'bout twenty bucks."
Saturday, April 22, 2017
April 22, 2017 at 02:18PM Chexe Mcn'ill
Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes. Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake. Bacon pancakes; that's what it's gonna make - bacon panCAAAAKES.
Friday, April 21, 2017
Monday, April 17, 2017
Tuesday, April 11, 2017
April 11, 2017 at 09:06AM Chexe Mcn'ill
"Hey baby, you’re to be a key? Because I can bear your toot?"
Saturday, April 8, 2017
April 08, 2017 at 01:53PM Chexe Mcn'ill
Super nice day outside. Hate that. Too much pressure. I'm going back to bed.
Friday, April 7, 2017
April 07, 2017 at 01:18PM Chexe Mcn'ill
For a moment, I thought my bank knew too much about me. Turns out, I misread "Now is the time to start shaving..."
Wednesday, April 5, 2017
April 05, 2017 at 12:29PM Chexe Mcn'ill
PITCH: "what if, instead of a prince and a pauper - it was a prince and a prince? And they, like, swap places?" "So how would it be different?" "Well, it wouldn't really, they're still princes." "So what?" "Yeah, I can see why you'd ask that..."
Monday, April 3, 2017
Sunday, April 2, 2017
Friday, March 31, 2017
Wednesday, March 29, 2017
March 29, 2017 at 01:09PM Chexe Mcn'ill
As of late, my self help book would be titled "I'm OK, You're an ALIEN."
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
Monday, March 13, 2017
March 13, 2017 at 10:22PM Chexe Mcn'ill
Dear Hollywood/Disney/Netflix/Marvel - remember the old story trope of the average Joe/Joline being called to action in a situation waaay beyond their abilities, yet somehow find a way to succeed. Yeah, it's no mystery fans are slowly turning... Please, just one single normal everyday average relatable person in a movie would be greeeeaaat. #totallylovethesemoviesthough
Saturday, March 11, 2017
March 11, 2017 at 07:17PM Chexe Mcn'ill
"What advice can you give someone trying to be a filmmaker?" "When I was 12 years old, I was in the boy scouts of america and I wanted to get my merit badge for photography" "Did you want to be a director at that time?" "No. I wanted to be an eagle scout" ~ Steven Spielberg.
March 11, 2017 at 02:08PM Chexe Mcn'ill
Do NOT let your domains expire. Crappy companies like this scoop it and try to sell it back: http://ift.tt/2mN8Rs0
March 11, 2017 at 10:43AM Chexe Mcn'ill
I am currently writing a facebook post. This is the facebook post of which I wrote. Hah! Those improv classes are totally working.
Thursday, March 9, 2017
March 09, 2017 at 11:17PM Chexe Mcn'ill
Have you ever wondered what Seinfeld would be like played as the Twin Peaks theme? Me neither. But, thank you internet.
March 09, 2017 at 02:34PM Chexe Mcn'ill
Louie Armstrong and Buzz Lightyear did NOT land on the moon! The footage was faked by the CAA. WAKE UP, PEOPLE!
Tuesday, March 7, 2017
March 07, 2017 at 09:41AM Chexe Mcn'ill
This raises more questions than it answers. http://ift.tt/2mwEVR8
Sunday, March 5, 2017
March 05, 2017 at 07:27PM Chexe Mcn'ill
"What kind of movie do you want to watch? You wanna laugh? Cry? Be scared?" "Nothing too - um - think. ing."
Friday, March 3, 2017
March 03, 2017 at 01:29PM Chexe Mcn'ill
This may just be me, and it's probably wrong, but I find myself oddly judgemental of adults who wear braces.
Thursday, March 2, 2017
March 02, 2017 at 02:19PM Chexe Mcn'ill
that moment where the proud feeling of helping a stranger by giving directions is replaced with the concern you just led them astray by sending them the wrong way...
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
March 01, 2017 at 09:21AM Chexe Mcn'ill
I'm sorry to those who may find this bad news - but to me, it's music to my deafened ears (I live on Queen :P ) http://ift.tt/2m7etNh
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Monday, February 27, 2017
February 27, 2017 at 10:12AM Chexe Mcn'ill
Thoroughly enjoying the angry posts about La La Land winning best picture, by people who clearly turned their TV's off too soon.
Saturday, February 25, 2017
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
February 23, 2017 at 12:24AM Chexe Mcn'ill
When an episode of "This Is Us" starts happy, I know it won't end that way. And I get scared.
Monday, February 13, 2017
February 13, 2017 at 12:15PM Chexe Mcn'ill
I think it's a missed opportunity in the Thor movies, that if Thor messes up with Jane, he should just say "I'm Thorry"
Friday, February 10, 2017
February 10, 2017 at 08:19PM Chexe Mcn'ill
1980's Karate Kid crane move winning kick - at 1% speed. Just cause. Now if only there was a way to see that kick coming... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmn2JS9Y9IE
February 10, 2017 at 01:37PM Chexe Mcn'ill
My cat likes to lay with me on the couch but ONLY if these requirements are met: 1) I have to be doing something. 2) I have to be busy. 3) I have to NOT want him to. If any of these are not met, he wont join me.
Thursday, February 9, 2017
February 09, 2017 at 09:30PM Chexe Mcn'ill
Does anyone know of any haunted apartments for rent in the Toronto area? I'm sick of renting all these non-haunted places. Need a change.
February 09, 2017 at 09:26PM Chexe Mcn'ill
"The Ring (movie) was a contributing factor to getting rid of the home phone One less vessel for the undead to contact me ? Sign me up" ~ Dan Helmuth
Saturday, February 4, 2017
February 04, 2017 at 04:46PM Chexe Mcn'ill
I'm going to name my next pet "Peeves". It will be my pet Peeves.
Thursday, February 2, 2017
February 02, 2017 at 11:02AM Chexe Mcn'ill
It's Groundhog day... again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6kXx674Evc
Saturday, January 28, 2017
January 28, 2017 at 08:23PM Chexe Mcn'ill
Some days I just like to thank the universe that I am with a woman and not a girl. Other days I'm just grateful that she likes my comic book collection and making her watch me play video games.
January 28, 2017 at 07:50PM Chexe Mcn'ill
Believe me, Jerry, somewhere in this hospital the anguished oink of pigman cries for help.
January 28, 2017 at 03:34PM Chexe Mcn'ill
Politics and religion are not polite conversation in social situations, from what I understand. But if everyone in that social situation was on Facebook at the same time, is that the loophole in etiquette? Does that mean Facebook is not truly a social situation, despite the word "social" as its network descriptor? I have no opinion on this, I just thought of it in the shower.
Friday, January 27, 2017
Thursday, January 26, 2017
January 26, 2017 at 11:28AM Chexe Mcn'ill
When I drive around in Toronto, I always get the song "GPS signal lost" stuck in my head. It's like its the only song my phone can play...
January 26, 2017 at 11:22AM Chexe Mcn'ill
great, amazing show. Not to steal Dan's thunder, but this was the only pic that came out for us. Those lights sure do reflect off of Louie's head...
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
January 25, 2017 at 04:28PM Chexe Mcn'ill
random thought: Etcetera would be a great name for a character. Etcetera James. Or, Etcetera Smith. I dunno. Also, ever notice how if you say "Etcetera" a few times, it loses its meaning...?
Saturday, January 21, 2017
January 21, 2017 at 02:51PM Chexe Mcn'ill
It's a fantastic inauguration, by the way, everyone agrees. I have amazing inaugurations. So there's no problem with my inauguration, believe me.
Thursday, January 19, 2017
January 19, 2017 at 12:30PM Chexe Mcn'ill
The WORST crime anyone can do to me, is make a promise of homemade chocolate peanut butter cups, but never deliver said cups.
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
January 18, 2017 at 01:23PM Chexe Mcn'ill
Whelp, new year brings a new project. Last year was crochet. This year? Gonna learn to sew. With a machine. My custom clothing is gonna be amazeballs. Nothing in the pockets but knives and lint.
Thursday, January 12, 2017
January 12, 2017 at 10:30AM Chexe Mcn'ill
I'm really looking forward to all the books I have to read once winter starts. *looks at watch*
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Sunday, January 8, 2017
January 08, 2017 at 04:03PM Chexe Mcn'ill
The invading army waited until we were asleep. We were outnumbered and taken by surprise. Our commander had a surprise for them; "let's burn them out." It was a brilliant strategy. When I woke up, the fever was gone, and I felt a bit better. Battle was won, but the war still rages. #sickaf
Saturday, January 7, 2017
January 07, 2017 at 05:24PM Chexe Mcn'ill
Quick, everybody send me recipes that result in food shaped as gloves, that are golden. Also, what's everyone else making for dinner tomorrow?
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