Paranormal Witness sure amps up the drama, especially when theres really nothing going on. Id like to see them make one about washing dishes. "there I was, washing the dishes." Smash cut - dishes, piled high. "I didnt know there would be so many..." Screams, shrieks, music punch. " and thats when I noticed... My god, my hands. My hands! MY HANDS WERE STARTING TO PRUNE!" Cut to black. Titles. Up next, on Paranormal Witness. "THE DISH PILE KEEPS GROWING, AAAARRRRGGGHH"
Monday, March 31, 2014
Saturday, March 29, 2014
March 29, 2014 at 09:04PM Che Mcnabb
I always spend my first five minutes of solid shower time trying to "glue" the shower curtain to the wall with water. Sometimes it takes a sibgle wipe with my wet hands and I'm sealed in, other times its: soak, wipe, attempt to stick - nope. Soak, wipe, attempt to stick - cripes! SOAK WIPE STICK YOU BASTARD - STIIIIICK!
Friday, March 28, 2014
Woke up to Dan Helmuth texting me this. Just gets funnier every time I look at it.
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Thursday, March 27, 2014
March 27, 2014 at 10:48PM Che Mcnabb
How do people not see that all accusations against Michael Jackson were bought?
March 27, 2014 at 05:46PM Che Mcnabb
Gawd I love big brassy horns in the older movie soundtracks. Modern films just dont trumpet like they used to. Seems like modern films are using Hans Zimmer Inc. Digital orchestrations and mixes. Heck, even John Williams seems to have tempered his horns. Oh, why cant movies ve like they were between 82-85. Except with internet.
March 27, 2014 at 01:01PM Che Mcnabb
"I'd like a toasted carbohydrate square topped with some fat, please"
March 27, 2014 at 12:17PM Che Mcnabb
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, they're after all your Skittles..."
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
March 26, 2014 at 07:09PM Che Mcnabb
Wow, if you dont have enough stress in your life, just watch 20 mins of Gravity.
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
March 25, 2014 at 06:19AM Che Mcnabb
So cold that my seatbelt retracty-thing wont retract my seatbelt. I dont notice until trying to put it on and its caught in the door. GAWD! Can this day get any worse? Anyone? ...hello?
Monday, March 24, 2014
Saturday, March 22, 2014
March 22, 2014 at 09:00AM Che Mcnabb
Microwave ovens. I actually dont know enough of the science behind them to say, truly, if they are harmful or not. But thats irrelevant - to me, I just dont see any beauty in it. True cooking is beautiful, the colors, the fragrance, the sounds, the knife skills, the preparing chopping dicing sizzling smelling of a well loved kitchen is jaw droppingly gorgeous to me. This cannot be replicated by a humming machine the beeps when the timer is done.
Friday, March 21, 2014
March 21, 2014 at 09:43PM Che Mcnabb
Had a bit of a rough one the last couple of days. But, I dealt with it the way I deal with all heavy things in my life - so I'll share with you my technique: I pause, take a deep breath, find my center and ask myself deeply and honestly - "What would Howard the Duck do?" Works every time.
Thursday, March 20, 2014
March 20, 2014 at 07:05PM Che Mcnabb
There seems to be a plethora of newborn pics in my feed the last few days. Did everyone schedule the same "hump day" 9 months back?
March 20, 2014 at 06:51PM Che Mcnabb
Strangely in the mood for a charming romantic comedy. Dont tell any of my guy friends though...
March 20, 2014 at 07:20AM Che Mcnabb
"Winds in the east, storms coming in. Like something is brewing, about to begin..."
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
March 19, 2014 at 10:49PM Che Mcnabb
I just used my tampon to get out of a speeding ticket - because no one was around when I was a horny prostitute and now I'm out of toilet paper! Ah well, goodbye socks! I think I'm in love with not wearing underwear, which is good 'cause I just found out it was 2 good 2 be true - I'm pregnant. Things are looking up though, I just found out I've been cheated on for the past 5 months with my ex of fifteen years - no matter, I'm sick of hiding it - I'm gay for this $7000 scratchy I just won!
March 19, 2014 at 08:28PM Che Mcnabb
There are many justifiable reasons to suddenly start singing "one of these things isnt quite like the other." Except at the healthy one in a childrens hospital.
March 19, 2014 at 08:25PM Che Mcnabb
God do I ever hate people like me on facebook. Just kidding, I love me.
March 19, 2014 at 07:50AM Che Mcnabb
"Old habits Die Hard" - should be the name of Bruce Willis' next movie
March 19, 2014 at 06:35AM Che Mcnabb
My name is faceman, I scour facebook for unliked posts and like 'em. I am a knight, a loner, a wanderer. I dont do it for the fame, I do it for the people.
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
March 18, 2014 at 11:00PM Che Mcnabb
in 33 more emails from now, I'll have cracked 10,000 in my gmail inbox!
March 18, 2014 at 06:46PM Che Mcnabb
I broke down. 3 months, all was good, but the amount of stress i am under has taken its toll. So Im sitting here now with an old friend. Ill have to quit again later.
March 18, 2014 at 03:41PM Che Mcnabb
"Adultery" sounds like a specialized cuisine developed by cannibals.
Monday, March 17, 2014
March 17, 2014 at 07:01PM Che Mcnabb
I tried to do a past life regression once, but the hypnotherapist overshot, went around the horn and ended up on yesterday. He was BANG ON though...
March 17, 2014 at 06:57PM Che Mcnabb
Every once in a while I have this horrible vision that someday there will come a time when there will no longer be a NEW Simpsons episode. They've been cranking them out pretty much all of my life, what a strange, lonely time it will be when it stops.
Friday, March 14, 2014
March 15, 2014 at 12:57AM Che Mcnabb
Ugh, suffering some crazy brutal depression. Only way I can tell is that any hint of a disney song makes me go violent. A whole new world? No, I'm up where they walk, I'm up where they run and under my watch, they wont be playing all day in the sun for much longer.
Thursday, March 13, 2014
March 13, 2014 at 06:54PM Che Mcnabb
So, I've been called lucky. Actually, I haven't been called lucky, I've been told I have horseshoes up my a$$. Plural. Horseshoe(s)<~ that means more than one. Let me enlighten you about something: if there are a plethora of horseshoes shoved up there, "Lucky" isn't the first word that would cross my mind.
March 13, 2014 at 04:20PM Che Mcnabb
Walls are closing in. Cabin fever has gone nuclear. End you sunuvabitch.
March 13, 2014 at 12:02PM Che Mcnabb
Oh jeez, the weather network 14 day forcast looks exactly like my weight loss chart.
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
March 12, 2014 at 10:12PM Che Mcnabb
Wait, what? Gillian Anderson came out? My disappointment here is probably unnecessary, I think my chances with her are still about the same.
March 12, 2014 at 03:51PM Che Mcnabb
Just 'liked' a 'Howard the Duck' movie fan page. Has over 51, 000 fans. Thats more people than who went to see Howard the Duck, isn't it? Anyway, looking forward to the movie factoids that I'm sure will be rolling out. Like: fact, Howard T. Duck demanded the largest trailer on record, complete with swamp and hunting blinds.
March 12, 2014 at 09:29AM Che Mcnabb
While I am stoked that we are striving to save the trees, not having a tissue to blow my nose in a bathroom is a little frustrating...
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
Saturday, March 8, 2014
March 08, 2014 at 02:40PM Che Mcnabb
My window's open. MY WINDOW IS OPEN. I'm totally freaking out, MY FRICKEN MUTHA HUBERRING WINDOW IS MUTHER HUBBERING OPENED... It's finally ending... breathe... breathing... sleeep...
Thursday, March 6, 2014
March 06, 2014 at 02:29PM Che Mcnabb
If you watch any action movie or political drama long enough, someone will always inevitably say "I didn't sign up for this." Always read your contracts, folks. Otherwise youll end up working for the enemy.
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
March 05, 2014 at 03:59PM Che Mcnabb
for some reason, all day today, when I finish something up or fix an issue - I sing that song "there she goes" but I replace it with we, as in me: "there we go, there we go again..." and then laugh at myself.
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
March 04, 2014 at 08:11PM Che Mcnabb
If you search high and low for a thing, for over couple of days, and that thing refuses to show its face - then It's being a jerk and might as well stay lost.
March 04, 2014 at 04:35PM Che Mcnabb
Stick of Truth is filling my SP void for sure - also, it's awesome.
March 04, 2014 at 07:49AM Che Mcnabb
I used to think I was a smart person. That has ended, thanks to HBO. So, can someone please explain what the f@ck is going on in True Detective? What was with that shaman-lady's warning to Rust? Are they after the devil? It's the devil... Right?
Sunday, March 2, 2014
March 02, 2014 at 02:32PM Che Mcnabb
"Son of God" only 26% on rotten tomatoes. Bummer. Not enough Ronin?
March 02, 2014 at 11:39AM Che Mcnabb
I've just discovered the incredible flavour pairing of Hot Capicollo and Cantaloupe (<~ seriously? THAT'S how you spell that?). It's a taste'splosion!
March 02, 2014 at 07:28AM Che Mcnabb
"I just had a great idea for a Vine video! Oh, wait, NO I DIDN'T" ~ So no one EVER, apparently.
March 02, 2014 at 06:59AM Che Mcnabb
So, Best Picture hey... first off, 'American Hustle' was freaking borrrring. So if we've learned anything from the 'English Patient', this'll probably be our winner. Captain Philips - good movie. GOOD. Not amazeballs, but good. So no. Having said that, Tom Hanks losing his shit at the end is definitely deserving of the gold trophy. 'Gravity' - a shoe in for any effects awards - as for a best picture of the year, I was more dazzled by the spectacle than stunned by the emotions, so no. '12 Years a slave' - I effing LOVED this movie. The acting was top notch, directing was high caliber, everything here worked for me - except some of the screenplay. It almost felt as though some of the speeches were written by the 'Braveheart' scribe (Some dude who's name ends with Wallace), but whatever - this move was awesome. Plus it had two of my three favorite male actors at the moment, so I'm cool with that too. 'Wolf of Wall Street'. Sigh. Here's a movie that I feel about the same as i do about 'Catch me if you can'; Didn't love it, didn't hate it. But DiCaprio is amazing, as always, I just didn't care about anyone.
March 02, 2014 at 06:43AM Che Mcnabb
Hannibal's back, Hannibal's back! Hey Everybody - HANNIBAL'S BACK!
Saturday, March 1, 2014
From "howm" to "howmanyfiveyearsoldscanyoutakeinafight" in three moves.
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