Paranormal Witness sure amps up the drama, especially when theres really nothing going on. Id like to see them make one about washing dishes. "there I was, washing the dishes." Smash cut - dishes, piled high. "I didnt know there would be so many..." Screams, shrieks, music punch. " and thats when I noticed... My god, my hands. My hands! MY HANDS WERE STARTING TO PRUNE!" Cut to black. Titles. Up next, on Paranormal Witness. "THE DISH PILE KEEPS GROWING, AAAARRRRGGGHH"
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